I don't even understand what this means. Why would I laugh?The return, fixed pips and trade size, is inversely proportional to the change rate.
The return is unknown and depends on the currencies XXX and YYY, and on the size of the pip.Pair XXX/YYY, you bought, trade size 5000 euro, price (change) went up 100 pips, you sell. How much is the return?